Welcome to the
R3 Sons
Health and Hygiene Department!

Departments:

Education

History

Literature

Music

Politics

Ladder of Morality

Silly/Fun/Magic/
Practical Jokes

Candy

Art

Party

Cocktail

Motherhood

Kitchen

 


health

Sigmund Freud Action Figure $9
Carl Jung Action Figure $9
Sigmund Freud Finger Puppet Set $9
Mid Life Slices Card $3
Emergency Chocolate (Milk and Dark) $4.50
Dr. Chocolate (Dark) $4.50
Bacon Floss $5
Bacon Bandages $5
Bacon and Egg Bandages $5
Sushi Bandages $5
Pickle Bandages $5
Crime Scene Bandages $5
Freudian Slippers $24.00
Instant Happy Childhood Memories Breath Spray $5
Understand Your Mother Instantly Breath Spray $5
Banks:
I’m saving up for therapy; I’m saving up for knitting lessons;
I’m saving up to quit my job $8
Dirty Girl Bubble Bath $10
Mullet Body and Car Wash $10
Pill Case $10
“My Memorys not as sharp as it use to be,
also my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be” notepad and pen $14
Tampon cases:
Go with the flow; Pms doesn’t bother me, you bother me $16
Bochox dark Chocolate bar $4.50
Crazy Cat Lady action figure $9
Cat Lady Air Freshener $3
Bad Cat Stickers $5
Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy Magnet Kit $11
Magnet Note pad: Lord if I can’t be skinny, let my friends be fat $6
Magnets:
Lord if I can’t be skinny, let my friends be fat;
I love the Ocean because my ass looks so small in comparison;
It’s official, I am my mother;
No matter how good he looks
some woman is sick and tired of putting up with his crap $4.50
Mega Brows $6
Stylish Mustaches $6
Head Massagers $4