Welcome to the
R3 Sons
Ladder of Morality Department!

Departments:

Education

History

Literature

Music

Politics

Silly/Fun/Magic/
Practical Jokes

Candy

Art

Party

Cocktail

Health and Hygiene

Motherhood

Kitchen

 


ladder of morality

Lowest Rung
Marshmellow Shooters $20
Flymonkeys $5.50
Boss Toss $5.50
Pickle Pult $5.50
Chicken Chucker $5.50
Cat-a-pult $5.50
Pig Catapult $5.50
Cattle-Pult $5.50

2nd from the bottom Rung
Paparazzi Play Set $16
Horrified B Movie Play Set $16

Middle Rung and Bacon Department
Bacon Wallet $9
Bacon Floss $4
Bacon Bandages $5
Bacon and Egg Bandages $5
Sushi Bandages $5
Pickle Bandages $5
Crime Scene Bandages $5
Duct tape Wallets $4
Duct Tape Purses $6
Corndog Air Freshners $1.50
Stylish Moustaches $6
Mega Brows $6
Mullet Body and Car Wash $10
World Biggest Underpants $15
Mr. Bill bendale, poseable figure $6

Third from the top Rung
Gnome Stickers $5
Gnome Fun Lights $13
Cow Fun Lights $13
Delux Rubber Chicken $8
Book of Whale Insults $4
Snow $3
Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum $1
Avenging Unicorn Playset $13
Drinking bird $6
Global Warming Mug $10
Mini cows, chickens, cats, and flying nuns $.50
Animal Masks $1.50
Moo Can $4
Gumby bendable, poseable figure $6
Pokey bendable, poseable figure $6

The highest shelves and Religious Department
Nunchuck $5.50
Punching Nun $12
Jesus Action Figure $9
Moses Action Figure $9
Holy Bibel $5
Jeez-Its Sticky Notes $5.50
Buddh-its Sticky Notes $5.50